Hit him with yer crossbow steve.
The look of regret
This is how my coworker avoids taking out his garbage..
My sister is a vegan. Last night she & a few friends crashed & passed out in my pad. She's going to be so confused when she wakes up.
Simple life hack!
My dad and his morbid sense of humor make their way to the family reunion
Don't knock it till you try it
There's two ways to compromise.
My mother sent me a picture of what my father wore to hand out candy last night